King Butt
Scouting Report
As our commissioner, Tim hasn’t won a championship since 2000 and believe it or not, technology could be one of the main reasons. While others have had technology at their fingertips during the draft, as commissioner, Tim has had to deal with keeping track of the draft and trying to utilize the online tools at the same time. That has hampered his ability to focus on his draft and his seasons have suffered. However, Tim is one of the first guys to offer trades. Even during winning seasons and when things are going in his favor, he is not afraid to approach someone with a trade. Rarely does he make a trade that teams think are unfair.
Tim will once again rise to the top, but unless he does better draft preparation, he may have to do it based on astute trades and free agent pickups.
He also has a really hot wife.
-Keith Schroeder
Career Stats
- Standings
- Rankings
- Awards
- Matchups
Tab 1
Year | Finish |
---|---|
1996 | 4th |
1997 | 4th |
1998 | 3rd |
1999 | 3rd |
2000 | 1st |
2001 | 2nd |
2002 | 6th |
2003 | 10th |
2004 | 6th |
2005 | 6th |
2006 | 5th |
2007 | 2nd |
Year | Finish |
---|---|
2008 | 9th |
2009 | 12th |
2010 | 5th |
2011 | 7th |
2012 | 6th |
2013 | 11th |
2014 | 10th |
2015 | 11th |
2016 | 2nd |
2017 | 8th |
2018 | 4th |
2019 | 1st |
Tab 2
Stat | Rank | |
---|---|---|
Most Points in a Season | 1233 | 6th |
Fewest Points in a Season | 883 | n/a |
Most Points in a Game | 139 | 4th |
Fewest Points in a Game | 34 | 8th |
100+ Point Games | 53 | 1st |
50- Point Games | 8 | 3rd |
Best Record in a Season | 11-2 | 3rd |
Worst Record in a Season | 4-9 | n/a |
Longest Winning Streak | 8 | 5th |
Longest Losing Streak | 8 | 2nd |
Tab 3
Award | Year |
---|---|
Biggest Draft Bust | 2005 |
Worst Draft Pick | 2008 |
Worst Luck | 2013, 2014, 2017 |
Worst Managerial Move | 2007, 2015, 2019 |
Worst Trade | 1999, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2018, 2019 |
Best Free Agent Pickup | 1998 |
Best Team | 2000, 2019 |
Best Draft | 2000, 2018, 2019 |
Best Trade | 1998, 2007, 2012, 2016, 2018 |
Best Draft Pick | 2005, 2012, 2016, 2019 |
Most Improved | 2016, 2018 |
Tab 4
Team | Record |
---|---|
Bald | 14-21 |
Bunas Brigade | 16-20-1 |
Cactus Crusade | 13-15 |
Crusty Old Man | 2-4 |
Illegal Use of Hands | 7-3-1 |
King Butt | n/a |
Loves Liquor Box | 11-18 |
Mutt Cutts | 21-11 |
Snakes Skirts | 17-16-1 |
TBacks | 14-14 |
Teffs Tweetles | 11-10 |
Triple Kiss | 17-14 |