King Butt

Mock

Scouting Report

As our commissioner, Tim hasn’t won a championship since 2000 and believe it or not, technology could be one of the main reasons. While others have had technology at their fingertips during the draft, as commissioner, Tim has had to deal with keeping track of the draft and trying to utilize the online tools at the same time. That has hampered his ability to focus on his draft and his seasons have suffered. However, Tim is one of the first guys to offer trades. Even during winning seasons and when things are going in his favor, he is not afraid to approach someone with a trade. Rarely does he make a trade that teams think are unfair.

Tim will once again rise to the top, but unless he does better draft preparation, he may have to do it based on astute trades and free agent pickups.

He also has a really hot wife.

-Keith Schroeder

Career Stats

  • Standings
  • Rankings
  • Awards
  • Matchups

Tab 1

Year Finish
1996 4th
1997 4th
1998 3rd
1999 3rd
2000 1st
2001 2nd
2002 6th
2003 10th
2004 6th
2005 6th
2006 5th
2007 2nd
Year Finish
2008 9th
2009 12th
2010 5th
2011 7th
2012 6th
2013 11th
2014 10th
2015 11th
2016 2nd
2017 8th
2018 4th
2019 1st

Tab 2

Stat Rank
Most Points in a Season 1233 6th
Fewest Points in a Season 883 n/a
Most Points in a Game 139 4th
Fewest Points in a Game 34 8th
100+ Point Games 53 1st
50- Point Games 8 3rd
Best Record in a Season 11-2 3rd
Worst Record in a Season 4-9 n/a
Longest Winning Streak 8 5th
Longest Losing Streak 8 2nd

Tab 3

Award Year
Biggest Draft Bust 2005
Worst Draft Pick 2008
Worst Luck 2013, 2014, 2017
Worst Managerial Move 2007, 2015, 2019
Worst Trade 1999, 2010, 2011, 2013, 2018, 2019
Best Free Agent Pickup 1998
Best Team 2000, 2019
Best Draft 2000, 2018, 2019
Best Trade 1998, 2007, 2012, 2016, 2018
Best Draft Pick 2005, 2012, 2016, 2019
Most Improved 2016, 2018

Tab 4

Team Record
Bald 14-21
Bunas Brigade 16-20-1
Cactus Crusade 13-15
Crusty Old Man 2-4
Illegal Use of Hands 7-3-1
King Butt n/a
Loves Liquor Box 11-18
Mutt Cutts 21-11
Snakes Skirts 17-16-1
TBacks 14-14
Teffs Tweetles 11-10
Triple Kiss 17-14